Alive

Yes, ladies and wimps, this is still as functional as a can opener. As they said, ya can't put a good blabber down just like that. Blabbers don't die, they just take certification exams.

Under the sun is still earth (with less gap in the ozone, or so they claim) if you'll ask me. Still the old underachieving basterd groping for words.

Things will look differently though. Hopefully.